One day, one glorious blessed day I will see Pierre Bouvier, more commonly known as the lead singer of Simple Plan, in a mall or grocery store or stadium. And on that holiest of days, I will approach him with all the fealty of a devoted fan, go in for a handshake, and then, just as he's simultaeneously raising his hand and lowering his guard, I will deliver unto him the greatest amount of pain one can dole out with a powerful sock to the stomach.
Then what? I don't know. What I do know is my days will be filled with too much vigorous arm pumping and high five collecting to feel any emotion but joy.
follow me, for I am deliverance.
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1 comment:
Dude, you should totally ROCK that guy!
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