Spring is here

God bless, unfurl the banners and alert the trumpeteers for I declare the most righteous of all seasons has arrived at last. Run naked through the streets and fornicate with all you see for the horniest of times have arrived.
Seriously, seems like this time of year everyone is casting off the shackles of winter clothing and dressing in combinations that would make the Victoria Secret summer catalogue blush. God bless, it's not even warm enough for some of these awesome little outfits. But it seems that as soon as humanity is able they will push then limits the fuck those limits sideways. The temperature barely peeks above the edge of the melting point and these brave women throw their legs, chests and midsections onto the mercy of the elements.
Good times are had by all, walking through the park today I even saw some scrawny goth cast off his full trench coat and parasol and engage in an impromptu chorus line with woodland critters. I challenge anyone to be in a bad mood when you can see the sun after 6 months of darkness and freezing rain. It's like we've just walked out of the apocalypse into the most wonderful day. The children's cancer ward is filled with laughter on days like these. And if not, cheer up baldy, it's springtime.