One of my coworkers recently quit after a minor tiff with the management, it was too bad really. He was a nice guy, with some interesting, but entirely false stories. In keeping with his standing as my favourite co-worker he quit in a way that wasn't quite what you would expect from a 68 year old, 2 time retiree. Apparently just before leaving, he subscribed to one of those daily text messaging services, this one with a daily bible verse, on every single one of the company phones. Frankly I'm jealous, everything I had planned for my last day pales in comparison to the fact that we will now receive daily affirmations of our faith in the lord, and it will cost the company money. I was just going to pee in the coffee filter or maybe release a rat in my bosses office, but those things don't seem quite good enough anymore. The notch has been kicked up so to speak, so here's my new idea: I pee on a rat, wrap it in papier machet made entirely out of the bible and using my semen as the adhesive, and then I leave it in the coffee room.
Good right?
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